Midnight Howl

My girlfriends best friend had one of those little retarded dogs. It reminded me or Paris Hiltons dog but a little different. I just do not understand people who have these dogs. The owners of these dogs are totally insane. I swear it’s more about playing dress up than anything else. These dog owners seem to spend a fortune on these rat dogs.

My girlfriends sister even went so far as to buy a dog gps collar for this ridiculous excuse for a dog. I can’t under stand why you would by a gps collar for this thing. I mean how far can it go before it get’s eaten by a large bird or even a freaking cat for that matter. Maybe I just don’t get it. I’m not a dog owner so perhaps that just puts me out of touch. Still in my mind this is rediculous.